You can select the type of story you might want to read, from the dropdown list below. And/or if you know of - or can guess - a title, tap it in gently down below. Be warned that not all stories are suitable for adults!
 
Where you see the symbol Arrow, then you can click it to get a selection, Amazon-like, of stories that have a similar subject. Maybe. Maybe not.
 
Or - if feeling frisky - you can just click on one of the following - randomly selected by magic, seemingly! - stories listed immediately below :-
click here to open storyGod's Fishing-Line - Not a kite caught in the trees, something altogether different
click here to open storyiHamsters - Who do you think invented (and now controls) the Internet?
click here to open storyStruntprat - There really is a meaning to all those product names used by a large Swedish home furnishing store.
click here to open storySt Andrew?s Night - A paean to Scottish-ness
click here to open storyBird Feed Balls - A slightly mistaken analysis of the situation in the pet shop.


Or...why not just choose a type of story that suits?
And/or...do you know some letters/words in the title? If so, stick them here.